Bill O'Reily Promoted to Al Hayta Press Secretary

WARNING: FOLLOWING IS VERY GRAPHIC, AND RIGHTFULLY SO. LEAVE YOUR P's AND Q's AT THE DOOR AND ENJOY, SF:

Check the SF Chronicle article

Thanks Bill, for motivating me to WEAR YOU FUCKING FACE into my punching bag. I got to buy another bag now because I put about 12 holes where your head should be. Right now, I hope you are on your rickety knees praying to whatever it is you pray to that SF don't get messed with now. Otherwise, think timeshare in the lovely Afghan mountains. Closer to your boss. YOU FUCK! If any of our 'Frisco children die because you went ahead as a forward observer for the enemy, IT IS ON. I got many dark alleys here picked out where I would LOVE to leave you BLEEDING and GAGGED, 'Frisco style with a gang of "sissies" queued up to do battle on your ass.

Maybe, as the Free Slightly Left People's Republic de San Francisco will follow the attack you are requesting with a little falsified documents about you keeping ladies underwear in your dresser, present it to the UN (which is here in SF, cunt), and do a little invasion of O'Reily's space. We are One Nation. You are a minion of lies.

Utterly and Sincerely,
Mike Conway,
SHOUT Magazine.

PS: Notice how Bush "assails" Iraq war critics, but Bill O'slimy's cum dumpster goes unchecked...